It’s that time of year again: Alyssa’s going on The Rock Boat. During last year’s adventure, some ill-advised inter-species makeouts resulted in a cold. This year, the consequences could be far more dire. She’ll be visting Mayan ruins. Of course, it is a cruise. She could always pull a Natalie Wood. Hopefully, that won’t happen in port. That would be embarrassing.
Will she survive? Stay tuned!