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January 4th, 2011

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A Triumph

April 4th, 2010

If you’re a regular reader of our not so regularly updated blog, you’ll know we were planning on taking a motorcycle training class.  That post is from August, and we’d been thinking about it since May or June.  If you’re familiar with the Phoenix, doing stuff outdoors during those months isn’t such a great idea, so we were going to wait until the fall.  Fall came around and for reasons that elude me, Alyssa bailed.  Boo! I didn’t let that deter me, and took the class in January.  It was easier than I thought it might be.  If you can ride a bicycle, you can learn to ride a motorcycle.  The first business day after my class, I had a motorcycle endorsement on my license.

I was always pretty sure I was going to get a bike if I enjoyed and passed the class.  The question was “which one?”  I’d read everything I could find on good first bikes.  They’re pretty consistent in their recommendations: used, under 500cc.  I understand why they make those recommendations.  You’re likely to drop your bike and dropping something used hurts less than dropping a pristine new bike.  You also don’t want something super powerful in case you accidentally grab a fist full of throttle when you don’t mean to.  While I understood those points, that doesn’t mean I liked any of the bikes that met those requirements.  Honda Rebel? Tiny and looks like a toy.  Ninja 250? Not into crotch rockets. Suzuki Tu250X? Same problem as the Rebel.  I really, really liked the looks of the Harley Nightster.  Of course, it’s a 1200 – way more powerful than the Honda Nighthawk 250 they had me on in the class.  Quite a bit heavier too. I almost had myself convinced I’d get one, despite the extra power, but then I went and sat on one.  The seat was fine, as were the controls.  There was just one problem: my knees were almost touching my elbows.  That wasn’t going to work.  The Harleys with forward controls eliminated the elbow-knee problem, but I thought that’d be a little awkward for a first bike.  The Japanese cruisers had problems too.  They either felt heavy for a first bike, or the looks left me bored.

In my online research, I’d come across the Triumph America and really liked the looks.  There’s a Triumph dealer near here, so I went and looked.  I didn’t like the America so much in person, but then I sat on the Bonneville.  It felt right.  Everything was reasonably spaced. My knees weren’t touching my elbows. It’s fairly light. It’s 865cc, but given that I had almost convinced myself to get a 1200, 865 didn’t seem so bad. I bought one.

An Earthquake in Phoenix?

April 4th, 2010

Not really.  It was the one in Baja California, but I felt it here.  At first I thought I was getting sick and had lost my sense of balance.  Then I noticed the blinds were swaying and the water in the pool was sloshing.  Here’s hoping there’s limited damage and loss of life down there.

Will She Survive?

January 6th, 2010

It’s that time of year again: Alyssa’s going on The Rock Boat.  During last year’s adventure, some ill-advised inter-species makeouts resulted in a cold.  This year, the consequences could be far more dire.  She’ll be visting Mayan ruins.  Of course, it is a cruise.  She could always pull a Natalie Wood.  Hopefully, that won’t happen in port.  That would be embarrassing.

Will she survive? Stay tuned!

One Year

December 3rd, 2009

It’s been a year since we set up this blog.  What have we talked about? Random stuff.  Love lives. Dating sites.  Sweet/creepy acts of love.  Nerdy stuff.  Stupid criminals.  Why Alyssa shouldn’t make out with dolphins.  Offensive/funny books.  Alyssa’s butt.  Sexual harassment <day of the week>. Skydiving and why you might want shoes that tie if you jump out of a plane. Movies. Motorcycles.  Anything that strikes our fancy, basically.

Happy Thanksgiving

November 26th, 2009

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world

August 13th, 2009

It would be a pity to damage yours.

Alyssa and I are planning on taking a motorcycle training course (don’t tell our moms).  Being the internet geeks that we are, we’re both doing a lot of online research. Training classes. Safety gear. Good first bikes. Bike reviews in general.  Basically anything related to motorcycles.  I have a particular interest in safety gear because I know finding a helmet to fit my ginormous head could be a problem.

I was looking at one dealer’s poorly organized online shop and noticed something odd.  The page was filled with all sorts of safety gear: helmets, gloves, boots, pants, jackets.  There was one thing that didn’t quite fit:

Seriously?

Seriously?

As Alyssa put it, at least the important parts would be protected.

I could be getting paid for this?

June 29th, 2009

The Arts Council of Wales has given an artist 20000 pounds to study women’s butts.  This includes creating plaster casts.  I think I speak for every straight male when I say I’d be willing to do that for less.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to fill out my grant proposal for studying boobs.

Bonus: What does your butt say about you? NSFW

Meat Dress

June 11th, 2009

If you’ve been on the internet in the past year or so, you’ve heard of the cult of bacon.  There’s the bacon explosion, chicken fried bacon, bacon with chocolate in it, and even a bacon bra (you can Google that one yourself). Hell, I bought Alyssa a bacon and eggs scarf.  I hadn’t seen actual clothing made of meat*, until now.  I present the meat dress.

Meat DressWhy a meat dress? Jia Jem was having an Aqua Teen Hunger Force themed birthday party, and wanted to go as Meatwad.  Who wouldn’t?  It appears to be very well made for something that’s disposable.  More details and photos on Jia’s site.

* The bacon bra doesn’t count as that’s just raw bacon arranged in a bra-like formation.

I like this ship, it’s exciting

May 11th, 2009

We went to see the new Star Trek movie on Thursday.  We were supposed to see the midnight showing on the 8th, but they opened up some showings on late Thursday.  We were slightly annoyed about that as we had already purchased tickets, but the theater let us exchange them for an earlier show.

It’s everything you’ve heard.  It’s fresh, and, most importantly, it’s exciting.  All of the actors do a great job of being recognizable as their characters without being impressions of the previous actors.  I thought Karl Urban was spot on as Bones.

Does it play fast and loose with the Star Trek cannon? Yes, but they handle it in exactly they way you’d expect for Star Trek.  Even my friend who is a hard core Star Trek geek and went into the movie wanting to hate it enjoyed it.  My advice: don’t worry about it.  Just enjoy the ride.